once a tool for honest feedback
to learn what the customer desires
the customer survey has become
a complete waste of time and resource
the savvy company now assumes
that the customer is never right
customer desires reflect variety
but variety deflects the bottom line
in order to procure more desirable results
savvy companies skew their questionnaires
i read the lines and found no option
to express personal concerns of mine
and the given assumptions do not apply
so i will not be completing your pretend survey
dear savvy company
you think your ways are clever
but you seem to forget
i can always keep my money
or spend it somewhere else
Posted: May 15, 2026, 1:35 am