I am a man with a plan; nope, that's only half true. I am an organic, non-GMO, Artificial Intelligence machine; nope, that's a flat-out lie. I am a real, living, tangible, human being, complete with thoughts, feelings, a ravenous curiosity, and an insatiable desire for knowledge and understanding. And at this very moment, I am about to inform you that a mind-boggling incident has just transpired. Within this colossal web of desperate and deceptive minds, our lives have just crossed paths, electronically, by proxy. Astounding is it not? As attested by the creed of web statistics, you are likely to disappear and re-spawn elsewhere within this electronic network, in a matter of seconds--or less. In the meanwhile, I will revert back to my invisible state of existence. Fast-forward a few minutes and this entire altercation may slip through the cracks of time and be lost to eternity. Nevertheless, it has been great crossing paths with you, my friend. Good luck and safe travels in this ruthless, psychotic chasm formally known as the Internet.
This website is an ongoing collection of stuff created or written by me: fiction, satire, nonsensical blather, etc. The textual matter, included on this website, may include thinly-veiled factual undertones derived from the relentless illusions of consciousness in my mind. Some of my words may echo my personal views, others do not. That being said, all typos and grammatical blunders are exclusively owned by me as I am the sole author, editor, and developer of this website.
Because those so-called Artificial Intelligence machines exist, I should note that I will not relinquish my imagination or my soul to said machines. In fact, I have no desire to use the chatbots or generative AI for any purpose whatsoever. When it comes to the mind, I am a firm believer in that old cliche: Use it or lose it.