Democrats are the only people I know who would pitch a goddamn leaf blower as a political statement. As patrons of freedom, we should be laughing at them, not with them. And by now, this ought be abundantly clear: Democrats don't want to help us, they want to control us. They want to keep us captive and subdued like animals in their own private petting zoos. And if they had their way, they'd rip open their bleeding-hearts and paint the entire planet Communist Red. As for the Republicans? Ha! They're too egotistical to acknowledge our existence. They wine, dine, and sixty-nine the evil corporate empires while frantically burying the skeletons from the closets of their ivory mansions. For the life of them, they cannot fathom how us lowly Americans actually live. Face it: We the people, are alone in our struggles as we continue to be manipulated by this cesspool of rampant greed and corruption that masquerades as government. Political parties are all about, political parties; nothing less, nothing more.
Posted: May 2, 2026, 2:19 am